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Snooki vs Lady Gaga in Red and Blue State

Seems there’s more than Obamacare that seperates the Democrats and Republicns on the Hill. It appears in early returns, aged white Republican Men prefer Snooki… And aged white Democrat men prefer Lady Gaga!

Snooki

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Things have purportedly been really heating up on the Hill with 78 year old John McCain tweeting Snooki, and even claiming the Jersey Shore star… “Is too good looking to go to jail!”

Snooki, whose real name is Nicole Pilozzi, was arrested last month for disorderly conduct after a tequila-fueled beach bender that ended with her getting hauled off in handcuffs while wearing a T-shirt that read “SLUT.” “You can’t tell me what to do – I’m Snooki,” she yelled at officers. “Do you know who I am? I’m f—— Snooki.” And so on. Last month, Snooki told McCain’s daughter Meghan McCain that she voted for her dad in the 2008 presidential election “because he was really cute” and “liked when he did his speeches.” The pale-as-a-ghost McCain also endeared himself to the supertan Snooki by Tweeting that he would never tax her tanning bed.

Meanwhile, across the aisle – 86 year old Democrat Frank Lautenburg has developed a thing for Lady Gaga. Even managing to wrangle a campaign event, in a non campaign year for him… In the box seats close to the stage at Verizon Center!

“Senator Frank R. Lautenberg &Lady Gaga — the Monster Ball Tour,” on Tuesday, Sept. 7, at 8 p.m. at Verizon Center. “Join us in a private suite,” the invite says, for only $2,500 a person for PACs and $2,400 for individuals (that’s the new max for an individual per an election). The event was Lautenberg’s idea, according to an aide. The senator is a big fan, it turns out. He and his wife,Bonnie, celebrated his 86th birthday in January at a Gaga show at Radio City Music Hall in New York,Politico reported back then. Goes to show you. Even at 86, “Little Monster” Lautenberg (D-N.J.) is as hip as they come, putting the fun back in fundraising — even though he’s not up for reelection this cycle. He’s sure to enjoy the 24-year-old glam-pop megastar’s show at Verizon Center, from the privacy of a suite paid for by Lautenberg for Senate. Her ladyship, born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, is known for her interesting costumes (the fishnet outfit comes to mind), sexually charged routines and jolting pyrotechnics. We’re not talkingDoris Day here. (Make sure you don’t miss the vampire-blood orgy.) If she wanders by the suite, someone had better get the EMT paddles ready.

The fate of the Free World could indeed hinge on a Gaga wiggle  or a Snooki snuggle!

BTX3’s preference? Neither woman is exactly a beauty queen, but I have to lean Democrat on this one… Lady Gaga’s creativity in outfits and outlandish shows are pure talent… Of course the dancer’s gams don’t hurt! And then I caught a piece of an interview of Lady Gaga, and was impressed by the person underneath the glitz.

Get Yo Ya Yas!

 
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Posted by on August 13, 2010 in Nawwwwww!

 

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