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Samantha Bee Lambastes TN Republican Representative Clown

Another one of those Reprobate local representatives. This one who wants to start a state NAAWP,,, (That’s KKK for those who missed the David Duke episodes).

Samantha Bee destroys hateful GOP lawmaker Sheila Butt — the worst person in Tennessee

There are some pretty despicable lawmakers in Tennessee, but according to comedian Samantha Bee on “Full Frontal” on Monday, the worst is Republican state Rep. Sheila Butt — who lives up to her namesake.

Butt refused to exempt victims of rape and incest of the 48-hour waiting period before an abortion because she claims that the rape is not “verifiable.” “Right, those crimes are totally unverifiable,” Bee began sarcastically before destroying Butt’s logic. “So we should go with the likeliest assumption that girls are lying whores that just like the prestige of claiming to be raped by their fathers? It’s called Occam’s Razor, libtards!”

It turns out Butt also might be a racist. She tweeted “It’s time for a Council on Christian Relations and an NAAWP in this Country.”

Shelia Butt (Photo: via Twitter)

Shelia Butt (Photo: via Twitter)

NAAWP, if you didn’t know, stands for the National Association for the Advancement of White People — not to be confused with the Republican Party. Though Bee says it could very easily also stand for the National Association for the Advancement of Walrus Penises and we should “tell your friends that Shelia Butt just looooooves walrus penises. I mean, she does seem to think about sex a lot. In her Christian dating guide Everyday Princess, Daughter of The King, Butt comes down on a 3-year-old who married her two female Barbies, telling her, ‘Girls don’t marry girls. God made girls to marry boys!’”

That’s when Bee took the mockery of Butt to a whole new level. “Look, Sheila, if you don’t believe in homosexuality, you should never have supported a toy line that includes Ken. That guy is young, dumb and hungry for c*m.”

Evidently Butt’s “helpful” book compares a non-virginal woman to a “used stained dress that no one would ever want,” according to Bee. “So, girls, next time you’re tempted to have dirty sinful sex, resist the urge. Instead, do all the stuff Sheila Butt suggests, or as she may call it, ‘Butt Stuff.’ This Tennessee state representative wants you to do lots and lots of Butt stuff. Do Butt stuff until it hurts!”

We got a song for that!

 

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Rand Paul… The Next Aaron Burr?

Hmmm…Apparently the news that Tea Party darling Rand Paul has been copying his speeches directly from other folks has irritated the boy.

Now he wants to shoot it out ala Aaron Burr – Alexander Hamilton

Apparently with Rachel Maddow, who has exposed him.

Now Maddow may be a bit of a mannish woman, and she makes no secret of her lifestyle preferences…

But I guess the fact that she is bookish, liberal, and rather anti-gun makes her a safe victim for him to challenge.

Now – this isn’t the first time Mr. Paul has run into trouble with the Academics. He claims to be a Doctor, but has never passed any state exam to certify that fact. He claims he is “self certified”…

Now…If she does decide to take him up on it, this Progressive for one would be more than happy to take her down to the range with a selection of a few accurate hand cannons in a Magnum caliber of choice to teach her how to hit exactly what she is aiming at. And loan her her new fav…

I pity the poor boy’s cajones.

 

 

 
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Posted by on November 3, 2013 in Stupid Tea Bagger Tricks

 

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National Enquirer – Palin Had a Thing for Black Men

The British Tabloids, world renowned for salacious stories, loose fact checking,  and edgy reporting…

Have nothing on the American Tabloids!

Now the National Enquirer is reporting that the Sno’ Ho’ – AKA Sarah Palin had a “fetish” for black men. (Maybe that’s why Todd kept her up there in Alaska, where there are only 6 black men in the entire state?)

The MILF Tea Party media personality, who pretended to be a politician – has indeed entered the salacious world of the wannabe starlets whose only claim to fame is their fading looks and titillating, often self destructive adventures. Soft Porn…Indeed.

The Porn industry may have to resuscitate “Long Dong Silver”, of Clarence Thomas-Anita Hill infamy for what has got to be a blockbuster, outselling Palin’s movie by millions of eyeballs.

Publishing sources familiar with the contents of author Joe McGinniss’ highly-anticipated book “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin” have revealed shocking secrets that will impact her decision to enter the 2012 presidential race.
In the book, which will be published on September 20th, McGinniss claims Sarah had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd.
Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says. At the time, Sarah, just out of college, was working as a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU.
A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.”
A source unrelated to the book told The ENQUIRER, Todd was very much in the picture at the time and the couple married just nine months later.
In the book, McGinniss quotes Rice as confirming the one-night stand.
According to the publishing source, McGinniss confirms an ENQUIRER exclusive – published in our Oct. 6, 2008 print issue – that Sarah carried on an extramarital affair with Todd’s business partner Brad Hanson, and Todd dissolved their snowmobile dealership after he learned about the affair.McGinniss  writes in the book that the affair lasted six months and he fuels rumors that the couple’s marriage has been on the rocks for decades.
In another bombshell, the publishing source says, McGinniss writes that both Sarah and Todd dabbled in cocaine use. “The Rogue” claims that before Palin became Alaska governor she was seen snorting cocaine off an overturned 55-gallon oil drum while snowmobiling with pals.
“Stuff Like That” from Quincy,  with Chaka Khan, Valerie Simpson, and the recently departed Nick Ashford seems apropos with that “Taste of forbidden fruit” line…
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KKKarl Rove’s Upbringing

My last post was about a Republican closet queen who had been outed by his own drunken actions. KKKarl Rove is on the road shilling his book, one portion of which deals with his difficult upbringing. One part of that is his parent’s divorce, and mother’s subsequent suicide –

“I just wanted to set the record straight, because I mean, again, this was a political attack on me,” Rove told Lauer. “In order to get to me, people had to say ugly things about my parents. I don’t know whether my father was, at the end of his life, gay or not. I just don’t. I don’t think so, but I don’t know … My mother never said to us that their marriage fell apart because my father was gay.”

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In his new book, “Courage and Consequence: My Life as a Conservative in the Fight,” Rove writes:

“I have become an adjective. There is something called a Rovian-style of campaigning and it’s meant as an insult. One columnist said it consists mainly of throwing mud until it sticks. One prominent blogger described the elements of a textbook Rovian race as fear-based, smear-based and anything goes.”

Others, including fellow Republicans, don’t buy Rove’s denials. As Lauer reported, “Roy Fletcher, McCain’s deputy campaign manager, said of the South Carolina smear, quote, ‘This whole thing, it was orchestrated by Rove.’ ”

And Cindy McCain, the senator’s wife, said she would not stab Rove in the back if he walked by her. “I would stab him in the front,” she reportedly said.

Lauer also read a quote from Matt Latimer, a former Bush speechwriter, who wrote of Rove: “He was what all the liberals said he was, the villain. And to make matters worse, a clumsy one at that. He turned out to be less a Voldemort than a Boris Badenov chasing Rocky and Bullwinkle.”

Rove has quite possibly been the most destructive force in American politics since George McDuffie fabricated the “40 Bales of Cotton” fiction supported by John Calhoon which directly led to the Civil War.

Calhoun, a brilliant orator and writer, was a proponent of Republicanism, which he saw as implying slavery, states’ rights, limited government, and nullification.

Were justice really applicable to all people in this country…

Karl Rove would be sitting in a prison somewhere, convicted of treason for his role in outing a CIA Agent, along with a few of his closest co-conspirators.

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Posted by on March 8, 2010 in Stupid Republican Tricks

 

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The Devil Made Him Do It! Mark Sanford

In case you didn’t know it – the recent spate of Republican legislators being caught with their pants down with (men and) women (thank goodness it’s not children this time) other than their wives…

Is Obama’s Fault!

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What’s a poor, pitiful, out of power religious conservative to do?

Some folks turn to wine or drugs when depressed… Not conservatives!

For them, it’s bimbo-boffing and cheating on their spouses.

Wonder how long before someone comes up with a 12 Step Program for that?

Blame it on the Boogie… Indeed – Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Posted by on June 26, 2009 in Stupid Republican Tricks

 

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