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Lost Time Traveler Robs Arby’s

Lots of Nuts and Fruitcakes out there in Americaland. Some even get elected to office.

With the worst mental health system in the industrialized world, it isn’t getting any better.

Beam me up, Scotty! There is no intelligent life here…

Man claiming to be a time traveler from the year 2020 steals chicken and bacon from Arby’s

A man claiming to be from four years in the future ran into an intersection, kicking cars, before running into an Oklahoma City Arby’s where he hopped over the counter and stole some chicken and bacon.

Dante Rashad Anderson, 36, started at the Carl’s Jr., yelling at employees to give him food but when they refused he took his case to Arby’s, according to KOCO News.

“I got bacon and chicken and I scared the lady,” Anderson reportedly said to police. “She thought I was going to hurt her, but I was not. I was just hungry and wanted some food. That is what I have to do to get food.

He went on to say that he knew he would go to jail for stealing the food but, “no one wants to help me out.”

“I am from planet Earth 2016 and am four years advanced on you, and you guys are always trying [to] kill me,” the police report said. “On my planet Earth, everyone is dead and I walked here from there.” He’s explaining a kind of “Last Man on Earth” episode.

MSGT. Gary Knight from the Oklahoma City Police Department says that Anderson was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic, intoxicant or suffering some type of break with reality. Knight did not comment on the possibly of time travel, however.

Police ultimately arrested Anderson for complaints of assault and battery, larceny and two destruction of property and booked him in the Oklahoma county jail.

Ohio man shoots up own home with AK-47 after imagining a burglar

William Chesser (Trumbull County Sheriff's Office)

Home Alone at 28…

A man in Warren, Ohio is facing charges after he shot up his own home because he feared that noises could be a burglar.

WKBN reported that 28-year-old William Chesser contacted 911 dispatchers to report a possible break in. Officers arrived on the scene and found Chesser waiting in his car.

Chesser told officers that he became paranoid after hearing cars driving past his home and knocking sounds coming from his windows, according to a police report. Believing that noises in his home could be a burglar, Chesser said that he ran into one of the upstairs bedrooms, jumped from a two-story window, and then fled to a neighbor’s home to call 911.

Police at the scene observed that the front door was kicked in and several windows were broken. After noticing the smell of gun powder, officers observed bullet holes in the stairway wall.

An AK-47 and spent shell casings were found laying on the floor in a hallway near the stairway, the police report said. A .38 special revolver was also recovered from the home.

Officers said that Chesser admitted to firing both guns because he suspected that a burglar was making noises by breaking into his home.

 
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Posted by on April 19, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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The Not So Nice Easter Bunny

This Mall Easter Bunny was definitely not spreading the joy!

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Man Steals $200,000…In Quarters!

Oooooookay! I have no idea – other than it has to be heavy – how much a $50,000 bag of quarters weighs…But you have to believe this guy wasn’t going o make a fast getaway!

I mean…What are you going to do with that? Pay every parking meter in NYC for 3 years?

Take your date out to dinner, excuse yourself after the check comes to go to the car to get a $100 bag to dump on the table?

A quarter weighs 5.670 Grams. $50,000 is 200,000 quarters which would be 1,134,000 Grams or 1,134 Kilograms, which would be around 232 lbs – say 250 lbs with the bag.

Brink’s Employee Charged With Stealing $196,000 In Quarters

A former security worker for Brink’s Company has been accused of stealing $196,000 while on the job — all of it in quarters.

Stephen Dennis was charged on Monday with one count of bank theft by the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Dennis, 49, was working as a money processing manager for Brink’s at its Birmingham branch in early 2014, when the robberies took place, according to a Justice Department press release.

His job gave him access to the Federal Reserve Coin Inventory. The coins he is accused of stealing were stored in ballistic bags, each containing $50,000 and place on skids inside Brink’s Coin Room.

Dennis’ last day on the job was Feb. 20, 2014. An April 2014 audit of the Federal Reserve Coin Inventory discovered four ballistic bags containing a large amount of beads and just $1,000 in quarters, placed so they were visible  the neck of each bag.

A subsequent investigation revealed that on Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014, Dennis came to Brink’s on his day off and collected four empty skids and four empty ballistic bags, which he filled with beads. The skids and the bead-filled bags were placed back inside the coin room.

The money that Brink’s was holding belonged to the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta and the company refunded the missing coins to the bank.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office said Dennis has agreed to plead guilty to the charge and to repay his former employers.

Dennis also faces up to 10 years in prison and an additional $250,000 fine.

 
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Posted by on March 9, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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The Rogaine Renegade!

Might be cheaper to buy a wig…The Rogaine Renegade strikes again!

Police Hunt For Man Traveling The Midwest And Stealing Rogaine

Your help is needed in identifying a serial thief. The individual pictured was involved in the theft of $847.00 in Rogaine and Prevagen products from the Walgreen Store located at 7864 Hamilton Avenue, in Mount Healthy. He has also been identified in similar thefts from North College Hill, West Chester, and other locations. It is believed he operates a white jeep. If you can help us identify this individual, please call Mt. Healthy Police at 513-728-3283 – Officer Baird or Crime Stoppers 352-3040.

The male pictured in the photo has allegedly shoplifted merchandise from three locations in our city. He has hit a CVS and two different Walgreens locations. The subject usually steals Prevagen supplements and Rogaine This is the same male that is on video committing similar acts at drug store locations across the tristate and is believed to be responsible for several thousand dollars worth of stolen merchandise. Several law enforcement agencies are looking to identify this person. He has been seen driving a white Jeep Cherokee. Anyone with information on his identity please contact Det Cpl Erik Daniels at 859-334-5562 or erik.daniels@florence-ky.gov.

 
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Posted by on February 26, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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You Want Some Hot Sauce With That?

Naaaaaw!

Police: Man urinates in Walmart while stuffing trout in his pants

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. – A Clarksville man has been arrested after allegedly urinating on the floor of a Walmart store while attempting to shoplift.

According to an arrest warrant a witness told police that 56-year-old David Wylie was spotted concealing merchandise. He then tried to exit the store without paying.

The witness said while Wylie was attempting to hide a package of trout in his pants, he urinated on the sales floor.

Police were called to take Wylie into custody and said he smelled like alcohol.

The warrants states that Wylie admitted to drinking and urinating on the floor, but repeatedly told police he wasn’t concerned because he thought all of his offenses were misdemeanors.

He was charged with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure, and public intoxication. His bond was set at $2,000.

Records show that Wylie has a lengthy criminal history.

 

 
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Posted by on February 12, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Black Don’t Crack… Which Woman is Mom?

A current Instagram sensation is a picture of Mom and her daughters, The problem being…Which one is Mom?

 

Which one is mom? Family photo leaves internet guessing

OK! We give up!

Just tell us who is who?

The internet community has been scratching its collective head trying to guess the answer to the question: Which one is the mom?

 
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Posted by on February 5, 2016 in and the Single Life

 

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Hope for an Early Spring

Which is what this poor Buffalo resident will be doing after parking his car next to Lake Erie…

 
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Posted by on January 12, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Things That Make You go Hmmmmmm…

Washington, D.C. ABC affiliate WJLAsays one of its news cars was broken into while the crew was at a press conference where DC Mayor Muriel Bowser and police chief Cathy Lanier were talking about a Task Force designed to fight robberies.

According to ABC7 News reporter Stephen Tschida, thieves tore through the news vehicle Wednesday morning and a culprit smashed a window out of the car and stole a cache of equipment.

Tschida said the crime happened within view of where the mayor and chief were speaking, approximately 100 feet away.

 
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Posted by on January 7, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Camoflage

This apparently is the Brussels Army version of camouflage uniform. Some of those colors look like a Safety hunting vest…

These are the new versions of the US Army, which make the wearer damn near invisible depending on terrain.

British Army… Hard to see…

American Army…From 100 yards pretty much invisible…

Swiss Army – No hiding that…Anywhere except maybe in fall.

French Army …

Chinese Navy…

Chinese PLA…

India Army…

Just sayin’ it seems weird.

 
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Posted by on December 30, 2015 in General

 

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Nice of You to Build This For Me!

By some sights. cats have taken over the internet. This kitty has decided to reach higher…

 
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Posted by on December 24, 2015 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Weird News – A Dog Named “Trigger”…And a Garbage Truck Heist

Probably bribed by the birds…Or tired of being told to “fetch”.

Dog Named ‘Trigger’ Shoots Owner

It was a setup…Honest!

Authorities say a northern Indiana woman is recovering after being shot in the foot by her dog.

And the dog’s name? Trigger.

Indiana Conservation Officer Jonathon Boyd says 25-year-old Allie Carter of Avilla laid her 12-gauge shotgun on the ground without the safety on during a waterfowl hunt Saturday at Tri-County Fish and Wildlife Area.

Boyd says Carter’s chocolate Labrador retriever, Trigger, stepped on top of the shotgun and depressed the trigger.

He says Carter was shot in the left foot at point-blank range, suffering injuries to her foot and toes. She was treated at two hospitals and released.

Tri-County Fish and Wildlife Area is about 140 miles north of Indianapolis.

HIjacking a Garbage Truck?

Garbage-truck heist on Capitol Hill leaves destruction, diesel spill

A small portion of the damage

A man stole a garbage truck Tuesday morning, then drove it around the neighborhood, hitting parked cars, Pronto bikes and eventually another garbage truck before being arrested.

A man driving a stolen garbage truck early Tuesday morning marauded through the Capitol Hill neighborhood, damaging cars, destroying a Pronto bike station and forcing the closure of several blocks of traffic.

Shortly before 6:40 a.m., the truck’s fuel tank was punctured during its rampage. Diesel fuel began leaking from the truck as it drove, covering several blocks until the driver hit another garbage truck. The stolen truck’s fuel tank ignited and flames could be seen spewing from its side. The fire was quickly extinguished.

Police arrested the suspect, and he was taken to the East Precinct.

Coincidentally, that’s where the heist had begun.

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2015 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Man Sues Park Service After a Pine Cone Fall on HIs Head

In California, the COulter PIne is known to produce extremely large Pine Cones, which can weigh on the order of 8+ lbs. Needless to say, much like tropical areas where the logical avoid standing under Coconut trees – most smart folks stay away from standing (or sleeping) under a Coulter. Some years ago I acquired one of these as a fall decoration. They truly are massive.

Like most Pine Trees, the cones only fall at a certain time of the year, and typically when laying down looking up at a football sized Pine Cone swawing in the wind, the logical would consider relocation…

Or a Hard Hat.

Man Sues After 16 lb Pine Cone Falls on His Head

His attorney claims that the man deserves $5 million for the brain damage suffered from the seed pod.

A Navy veteran is suing after a giant pine cone allegedly fell on his head, causing brain damage in San Francisco.

Sean Mace was napping and reading underneath a pine tree at the San Francisco Maritime National Historic Park when the 16-pound pine cone fell, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

Now, Mace is suing the US government, the National Park Service, the Department of the Interior and San Francisco Maritime National Historic Park for $5 million in damages.

His attorney says that Mace has an irreversible brain injury, for which he has undergone two surgeries and will require a third.

The grove with the tree in question has been fenced off and officials have added signs warning “Danger: Giant seed pod falling from tree.”

Not sure how you operate on something that was empty in the first place…

 
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Posted by on October 14, 2015 in American Greed

 

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Along Came a Spider…Part 2

What is with these folks and spiders? There are only a couple of types in the USA which can hurt you, basically the Black/Brown Widow, or the Recluse…Which are fairly rare. They may be ugly – but for the most part they leave people alone.

So in mind of the woman who jumped out of a moving car with her child in it last wee, because of a spider…

We have this moron, who certainly killed the Spider in question…Along with his car and part of a gas station.

 

Man lights car on fire trying to kill spider with cigarette lighter

When a Michigan driver stopped at a gas station earlier this week, he spotted a spider on his gas tank. In a quick attempt to get rid of the spider, the man burned it with his cigarette lighter which caused his entire car to catch on fire.

Surveillance video from the Mobil gas station in Center Line shows first the gas pump, then the car becoming engulfed by flames as soon as the man strikes the lighter. Fortunately, nobody was hurt in the incident.

The driver put out the flames with a fire extinguisher. In an attempt to explain his actions, he told authorities that he’s deathly afraid of spiders and therefore pulled his lighter out somewhat thoughtlessly in his moment of panic. Employee Susan Adams told Fox 2:

“He didn’t have a cigarette. He didn’t have anything on him. All of a sudden I look out and I see flames.”
Next time this man attempts to get rid of a spider, we suggest a simple shoe drop.

 
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Posted by on September 29, 2015 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Along Came a Spider…

Jumped out of a moving car with her son in it?

How a spider caused a car to T-bone a school bus

It all began innocently enough: An Indiana woman, with her 9-year-old son in tow, put her car in reverse and began backing out of her driveway.

But then terror struck. Specifically, terror in the form of an eight-legged creature, resting upon the driver’s shoulder.

Yes, a spider. And it scared Angela Kipp so much that the 35-year-old jumped out of her moving car on Friday, according to the  Kosciusko County Sheriff’s Department.

Somehow, Kipp’s 9-year-old son still had his wits about him, despite his mother having just jumped out of a moving car. The boy sprang into action, climbing from the back seat into the driver’s seat, authorities said. But as he tried to hit the brake pedal, he instead pressed down on the throttle. The car rammed right into a passing school bus.

Thankfully, there were no kids on the bus, and the bus driver escaped without injuries. The impact caused the boy to fall out of the open door and onto the pavement, leaving him with minor injuries, said Sgt. Chad Hill, a spokesman for the Kosciusko County Sheriff’s Department.

Kipp “had complete fear of the spider,” Hill said. “She was responding to the fear of the spider and, unfortunately, had [the car] in gear.”

Hill, who has been on the force for more than 25 years, called it “the most unusual situation to occur in my career.”

“This sequence of events has just got to be astronomical,” he added.

No charges are expected at this time against Kipp (or the spider), and the investigation is continuing.

 
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Posted by on September 21, 2015 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Illegal Parking

This one from from Brampton, Ontario – where a dad rushing his kids to school decided to take an illegal detour through a parking lot to avoid a light… And wound up atop the safety poles!

 
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Posted by on September 20, 2015 in Nawwwwww!

 

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