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Lost Time Traveler Robs Arby’s

Lots of Nuts and Fruitcakes out there in Americaland. Some even get elected to office.

With the worst mental health system in the industrialized world, it isn’t getting any better.

Beam me up, Scotty! There is no intelligent life here…

Man claiming to be a time traveler from the year 2020 steals chicken and bacon from Arby’s

A man claiming to be from four years in the future ran into an intersection, kicking cars, before running into an Oklahoma City Arby’s where he hopped over the counter and stole some chicken and bacon.

Dante Rashad Anderson, 36, started at the Carl’s Jr., yelling at employees to give him food but when they refused he took his case to Arby’s, according to KOCO News.

“I got bacon and chicken and I scared the lady,” Anderson reportedly said to police. “She thought I was going to hurt her, but I was not. I was just hungry and wanted some food. That is what I have to do to get food.

He went on to say that he knew he would go to jail for stealing the food but, “no one wants to help me out.”

“I am from planet Earth 2016 and am four years advanced on you, and you guys are always trying [to] kill me,” the police report said. “On my planet Earth, everyone is dead and I walked here from there.” He’s explaining a kind of “Last Man on Earth” episode.

MSGT. Gary Knight from the Oklahoma City Police Department says that Anderson was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic, intoxicant or suffering some type of break with reality. Knight did not comment on the possibly of time travel, however.

Police ultimately arrested Anderson for complaints of assault and battery, larceny and two destruction of property and booked him in the Oklahoma county jail.

Ohio man shoots up own home with AK-47 after imagining a burglar

William Chesser (Trumbull County Sheriff's Office)

Home Alone at 28…

A man in Warren, Ohio is facing charges after he shot up his own home because he feared that noises could be a burglar.

WKBN reported that 28-year-old William Chesser contacted 911 dispatchers to report a possible break in. Officers arrived on the scene and found Chesser waiting in his car.

Chesser told officers that he became paranoid after hearing cars driving past his home and knocking sounds coming from his windows, according to a police report. Believing that noises in his home could be a burglar, Chesser said that he ran into one of the upstairs bedrooms, jumped from a two-story window, and then fled to a neighbor’s home to call 911.

Police at the scene observed that the front door was kicked in and several windows were broken. After noticing the smell of gun powder, officers observed bullet holes in the stairway wall.

An AK-47 and spent shell casings were found laying on the floor in a hallway near the stairway, the police report said. A .38 special revolver was also recovered from the home.

Officers said that Chesser admitted to firing both guns because he suspected that a burglar was making noises by breaking into his home.

 
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Posted by on April 19, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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The Not So Nice Easter Bunny

This Mall Easter Bunny was definitely not spreading the joy!

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Man Steals $200,000…In Quarters!

Oooooookay! I have no idea – other than it has to be heavy – how much a $50,000 bag of quarters weighs…But you have to believe this guy wasn’t going o make a fast getaway!

I mean…What are you going to do with that? Pay every parking meter in NYC for 3 years?

Take your date out to dinner, excuse yourself after the check comes to go to the car to get a $100 bag to dump on the table?

A quarter weighs 5.670 Grams. $50,000 is 200,000 quarters which would be 1,134,000 Grams or 1,134 Kilograms, which would be around 232 lbs – say 250 lbs with the bag.

Brink’s Employee Charged With Stealing $196,000 In Quarters

A former security worker for Brink’s Company has been accused of stealing $196,000 while on the job — all of it in quarters.

Stephen Dennis was charged on Monday with one count of bank theft by the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Dennis, 49, was working as a money processing manager for Brink’s at its Birmingham branch in early 2014, when the robberies took place, according to a Justice Department press release.

His job gave him access to the Federal Reserve Coin Inventory. The coins he is accused of stealing were stored in ballistic bags, each containing $50,000 and place on skids inside Brink’s Coin Room.

Dennis’ last day on the job was Feb. 20, 2014. An April 2014 audit of the Federal Reserve Coin Inventory discovered four ballistic bags containing a large amount of beads and just $1,000 in quarters, placed so they were visible  the neck of each bag.

A subsequent investigation revealed that on Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014, Dennis came to Brink’s on his day off and collected four empty skids and four empty ballistic bags, which he filled with beads. The skids and the bead-filled bags were placed back inside the coin room.

The money that Brink’s was holding belonged to the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta and the company refunded the missing coins to the bank.

The U.S. Attorney’s Office said Dennis has agreed to plead guilty to the charge and to repay his former employers.

Dennis also faces up to 10 years in prison and an additional $250,000 fine.

 
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Posted by on March 9, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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The Rogaine Renegade!

Might be cheaper to buy a wig…The Rogaine Renegade strikes again!

Police Hunt For Man Traveling The Midwest And Stealing Rogaine

Your help is needed in identifying a serial thief. The individual pictured was involved in the theft of $847.00 in Rogaine and Prevagen products from the Walgreen Store located at 7864 Hamilton Avenue, in Mount Healthy. He has also been identified in similar thefts from North College Hill, West Chester, and other locations. It is believed he operates a white jeep. If you can help us identify this individual, please call Mt. Healthy Police at 513-728-3283 – Officer Baird or Crime Stoppers 352-3040.

The male pictured in the photo has allegedly shoplifted merchandise from three locations in our city. He has hit a CVS and two different Walgreens locations. The subject usually steals Prevagen supplements and Rogaine This is the same male that is on video committing similar acts at drug store locations across the tristate and is believed to be responsible for several thousand dollars worth of stolen merchandise. Several law enforcement agencies are looking to identify this person. He has been seen driving a white Jeep Cherokee. Anyone with information on his identity please contact Det Cpl Erik Daniels at 859-334-5562 or erik.daniels@florence-ky.gov.

 
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Posted by on February 26, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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You Want Some Hot Sauce With That?

Naaaaaw!

Police: Man urinates in Walmart while stuffing trout in his pants

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. – A Clarksville man has been arrested after allegedly urinating on the floor of a Walmart store while attempting to shoplift.

According to an arrest warrant a witness told police that 56-year-old David Wylie was spotted concealing merchandise. He then tried to exit the store without paying.

The witness said while Wylie was attempting to hide a package of trout in his pants, he urinated on the sales floor.

Police were called to take Wylie into custody and said he smelled like alcohol.

The warrants states that Wylie admitted to drinking and urinating on the floor, but repeatedly told police he wasn’t concerned because he thought all of his offenses were misdemeanors.

He was charged with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure, and public intoxication. His bond was set at $2,000.

Records show that Wylie has a lengthy criminal history.

 

 
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Posted by on February 12, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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Black Don’t Crack… Which Woman is Mom?

A current Instagram sensation is a picture of Mom and her daughters, The problem being…Which one is Mom?

 

Which one is mom? Family photo leaves internet guessing

OK! We give up!

Just tell us who is who?

The internet community has been scratching its collective head trying to guess the answer to the question: Which one is the mom?

 
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Posted by on February 5, 2016 in and the Single Life

 

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Hope for an Early Spring

Which is what this poor Buffalo resident will be doing after parking his car next to Lake Erie…

 
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Posted by on January 12, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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