Ouch…This is bad.
Ouch…This is bad.
Seems this guy has been inside a deep dark closet for a bit too long…
Phil Lewis, the lead singer for L.A. Guns, paid tribute to Prince over the weekend by insulting the African-American artists as “one-dimensional” rappers.
“I don’t wanna bum you out, you know who just died,” Lewis told a crowd at Fish Head Cantina in Arbutus, Maryland, according to Metal Insider. “I remember when we were working on Cocked & Loaded, we were on tour, and they said there was a venue that we could play in Minnesota.”
“And I didn’t know too much about it at the time. But after I saw the [Purple Rain] movie, and I got it; I was with the program.”
“We were all into that Prince, right?! Purple Rain,” Lewis continued. “It was so cool, because, you know, you had all your heavy shit, and then you had the pop shit, and there was Prince doing his own f*cking thing.”
The L.A. Guns singer argued that the “problem is, right now — and I’m not gonna be a racist about it — but black people are all one-dimensional.”
“We need more Princes, man,” he opined. “We need less f*cking rappers and more people like Prince. There, I said it.”
CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. – A Clarksville man has been arrested after allegedly urinating on the floor of a Walmart store while attempting to shoplift.
According to an arrest warrant a witness told police that 56-year-old David Wylie was spotted concealing merchandise. He then tried to exit the store without paying.
The witness said while Wylie was attempting to hide a package of trout in his pants, he urinated on the sales floor.
Police were called to take Wylie into custody and said he smelled like alcohol.
The warrants states that Wylie admitted to drinking and urinating on the floor, but repeatedly told police he wasn’t concerned because he thought all of his offenses were misdemeanors.
He was charged with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure, and public intoxication. His bond was set at $2,000.
Records show that Wylie has a lengthy criminal history.
Yesterday in yet another example of Loon’s mating – Sarah Palin, AKA the Sno’ Heaux endorsed Donald Trump as simultaneously her wife beating, alcoholic son was arrested.
What to do? Blame it on Obama!
Now, Chastity and Sexual Abstinence Consultant and speaker at right wing religious gatherings daughter of the Sno’ Heaux, is pregnant… with her second illegitimate child by two different men…
Can’t wait for the… “Obama Done It!”
Anyway, at least Stephen Colbert is happy with the union of the Sno’ Heaux and the Trumpazoid…
In California, the COulter PIne is known to produce extremely large Pine Cones, which can weigh on the order of 8+ lbs. Needless to say, much like tropical areas where the logical avoid standing under Coconut trees – most smart folks stay away from standing (or sleeping) under a Coulter. Some years ago I acquired one of these as a fall decoration. They truly are massive.
Like most Pine Trees, the cones only fall at a certain time of the year, and typically when laying down looking up at a football sized Pine Cone swawing in the wind, the logical would consider relocation…
Or a Hard Hat.
His attorney claims that the man deserves $5 million for the brain damage suffered from the seed pod.
A Navy veteran is suing after a giant pine cone allegedly fell on his head, causing brain damage in San Francisco.
Sean Mace was napping and reading underneath a pine tree at the San Francisco Maritime National Historic Park when the 16-pound pine cone fell, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
Now, Mace is suing the US government, the National Park Service, the Department of the Interior and San Francisco Maritime National Historic Park for $5 million in damages.
His attorney says that Mace has an irreversible brain injury, for which he has undergone two surgeries and will require a third.
The grove with the tree in question has been fenced off and officials have added signs warning “Danger: Giant seed pod falling from tree.”
Not sure how you operate on something that was empty in the first place…
Driving a stolen car to the Police Department?
The accused was picking up court papers about a previous auto theft he was involved in — and were found in yet another stolen car.
Authorities say an 18-year-old man drove a stolen car to police headquarters to pick up court papers about a previous auto theft he was involved in — documents that were found in yet another stolen car.
Carnell Eugene Butler now faces charges in three stolen car cases.
St. Petersburg police say officers found a stolen Infiniti on Sunday. Inside, they found Butler’s documents related to a June auto theft arrest.
Detectives contacted Butler, who arranged to pick them up. When he arrived at police headquarters, a detective arrested Butler and found keys to a Hyundai Sonata in his pocket. The car was located a block away.
It, too, had been reported stolen.
Butler was being held without bond. Jail records didn’t list an attorney.
Conservatism will make you stupid!
Need simple incontrovertible proof?
Willard’s attempt at a viral WEB campaign.
There are typos, and then there are typos, and then there’s the gift Mitt Romney just handed his online detractors. Romney’s campaign just launched an app that was supposed to let people show their support by taking pictures, overlaying stirring messages on them, like “American Greatness” or “I’m a Mom for Mitt,” and then sharing them on social media with the message, “I’m With Mitt,” Mashable explains. The problem? One of the banners reads, “A BETTER AMERCIA.”
Yeah, there was no chance this wouldn’t instantly become a meme. People who we suspect are not Romney supporters have been feverishly snapping shots of dictionaries, spelling bee participants, toilets, and more, with the “AMERCIA” banner over them, and a Tumblr has cropped up to show off the best of them. Twitter is abuzz with mockery like, “Will Mitt Romney apologize for Amercia?” and “AMERCIA TEH BUETIFLU.” The campaign tells the Washington Post that it’s submitted a fix for the app to Apple.