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The Fact That Vikings Weren’t Racist A*holes Causes Froghead Meltdown

13 Oct

White racist groups have long ago adopted Vikings as their image of pure white warriors. They have adopted Viking Imagery, runes, and even clothing to represent  a white warrior culture to boost their wee manhood.

Those of us who have studied history know that besides being pirates and raiders, Viking ships travelled to trade well into the Mediterranean and contacted Arab an Muslim countries in both the Middle East, southern Europe, and North Africa. Vikings worked for Arabs as mercenaries, Vikings very seldom raided Muslim cities, because the Muslim country’s navies were far more powerful.

We know that from trade goods and relics discovered by Archaeologists both studying the Vikings as well as civilizations along the Med. We know all of this because of historical accounts written in the 9th through 12 centuries.

 

Ring with Arabic inscription found in 9th Century Viking woman’s grave

Indeed the Vikings and Arabs traded with each other via an overland route through what is now Russia, as well as the sea route for at least 3 centuries. Cultural and religious absorption at that level of contact would have been normal.

Now all they need to do is to find some black Vikings!

White supremacists fly into white-hot rage at news some Vikings may have been Muslim

On Friday, word of an Uppsala University study suggesting that some ancient Vikings were Muslim converts went rocketing around the Internet and hit Twitter like a bomb.

Uppsala researchers found Vikings buried in Sweden with cloth inscribed with the word “Allah,” the Muslim word for “God,” suggesting that as they roamed the world, Vikings encountered adherents to Islam and perhaps some of them converted.

Vikings are one of white supremacists’ most favorite things, embodying the “racial purity” and ferocity in war that thousands of 4chan keyboard warriors aspire to. Nazi websites like The Daily Stormer regularly truck in Viking imagery and Norse myth when appealing to disaffected whites, so the news that some Vikings could be Muslim was bound to hit some racists pretty hard.

Indeed, reactions on Twitter broke down into two categories, gleefully cackling liberals and dubious, skeptical people with “Deplorable” in their screen name or tiny U.S. flags next to their avatars.

The conservative consensus on the news was that Vikings might have plundered some Muslim fabrics to take back home, but that Vikings would never, ever, ever worship those brown people’s God, what are you thinking?

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Posted by on October 13, 2017 in The Definition of Racism, The Post-Racial Life

 

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2 responses to “The Fact That Vikings Weren’t Racist A*holes Causes Froghead Meltdown

  1. lkeke35

    October 13, 2017 at 3:25 PM

    Yes! This! and the Medieval Historical societies are definitively calling this out with letters and websites. Medieval Historians have emphatically stated that they want nothing to do with the racist revisions of their work.

    On the Public Medievalist, they have an entire series of articles that address the issue of race and misogyny throughout Medieval history.

    https://www.publicmedievalist.com/race-racism-middle-ages-toc/

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    • btx3

      October 15, 2017 at 8:34 AM

      Very good series – Thank You for that intriguing series!

      Racism per se really didn’t start until about the 13th Century, advanced by a Religious Order in Germany.

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