Girl Scouts Get Restraining Order Against Chumph!

25 Jul

After his sickening display at the Boy Scouts Jamboree…Who can blame them!

That’s how the cookie crumbles…

The Boy Scouts have been hammered by parents about the Chumph’s political and wildly inappropriate speech at the Boy Scouts National Jamboree where he discussed a millionaire and orgies.

Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump

In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump.

The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization.

Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution,” the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump.

“They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.”

Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts’ action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm.

“Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys,” Trump wrote. “Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!”

As to what President Obama said to the Scouts at their 100th Jamboree –


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6 responses to “Girl Scouts Get Restraining Order Against Chumph!

  1. Xena

    July 26, 2017 at 2:00 AM

    The restraining order is satire.


    • btx3

      July 26, 2017 at 8:33 AM


      It’s funny though!

      Liked by 2 people

      • roderick2012

        July 27, 2017 at 2:13 AM

        True. Trump is too much of a punk to fire Sessions but he brags about how macho he is.

        Liked by 1 person

      • Xena

        July 29, 2017 at 2:25 PM

        Yes, it is funny.


  2. captdot

    July 28, 2017 at 11:07 PM

    Fake news…satire is not true. Published by the New Yorker, and this is who the author is: “Andy Borowitz is the New York Times best-selling author of “The 50 Funniest American Writers,” and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for”


    • btx3

      July 29, 2017 at 5:11 PM

      We know. We just like it because it is funny.



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