Getting Handed His Hat – Lawn Jockey David Clarke

What sort of asshat lives in Wisconsin, and wears a cowboy hat?

I mean…In Texas and anywhere in the West it makes sense, both from a cultural history standpoint as well as practicality. These hats were designed to protect the wearer from the southern and desert sun. Wisconsin doesn’t have a desert…And is sure is in the North.

Anyway, Faux News’ Lawn Jockey de jure get’s schooled.