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12 Feb

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Police: Man urinates in Walmart while stuffing trout in his pants

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. – A Clarksville man has been arrested after allegedly urinating on the floor of a Walmart store while attempting to shoplift.

According to an arrest warrant a witness told police that 56-year-old David Wylie was spotted concealing merchandise. He then tried to exit the store without paying.

The witness said while Wylie was attempting to hide a package of trout in his pants, he urinated on the sales floor.

Police were called to take Wylie into custody and said he smelled like alcohol.

The warrants states that Wylie admitted to drinking and urinating on the floor, but repeatedly told police he wasn’t concerned because he thought all of his offenses were misdemeanors.

He was charged with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure, and public intoxication. His bond was set at $2,000.

Records show that Wylie has a lengthy criminal history.

 

 
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Posted by on February 12, 2016 in Nawwwwww!

 

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