“Al Green Hot Grits” Treatment for Philanderers… Cain Drops Out

03 Dec

Well…Looks like Cain talked to the little lady.

Once all the ugliness is done of having ended his campaign, he can come on home…

Sit in the Hot Tub with his favorite single malt, and let it all wash away…

While Gloria puts his favorite music on the stereo, and fixes him up with some of that home cookin’…

Starting with a big ol’ pot of hot grits!

Cain suspends campaign

Herman Cain said Saturday that he is suspending his bid for the Republican presidential nomination, choosing to end his campaign after weathering weeks of scrutiny over alleged sexual misconduct and accusations of an extramarital affair.

“As of today, with a lot of prayer and soul searching, I am suspending my presidential campaign,” Cain said at an appearance outside his campaign headquarters in Atlanta. “I am suspending my presidential campaign because of the continued distraction, the continued hurt caused on me and my family. Not because we are not fighters.”

Cain said he’s launching a “plan B” of his public career, a new policy-oriented website called He said he will endorse a Republican candidate for president “in the near future.” His announcement could lead to the effective end to his campaign, but technically leaves open the option of reviving his bid for the presidency.

“I am not going to be silenced, and I am not going away,” he defiantly told disappointed supporters.

Those hot grits hit your ass, Herman… You WILL be suspending your philandering ways!


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2 responses to ““Al Green Hot Grits” Treatment for Philanderers… Cain Drops Out

  1. brotherbrown

    December 3, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Mrs. Cain flanked him as he announced his quitting the race. Vanessa Long is divorcing Eddie Long’s pedophile ass. How long before Gloria does the same?


    • btx3

      December 3, 2011 at 7:06 PM

      I’d be surprised if Gloria walks out. I mean, right about now Herman ought to be announcing he’s re-dedicating his life to the Church, and will be filling in as the choir’s newest Alto, leaving his baritone spot…



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