President Obama Requires 12 Stitches – The Real Reason!

28 Nov

President Obama had to have a bit of medical care yesterday after playing Basketball…

Well… That’s the official story.

Think he got clocked by a right cross by Michelle… And here’s why:

Michelle Obama: I’ll ‘Never Get Sick of Talk About My Arms’

Remember the hullabaloo over Michelle Obama’s gunboats? That was great, the first lady tells Barbara Walters in a lighter moment of the first couple’s interview. Walters notes that Obama is wearing sleeves, reports the Huffington Post, and asks if she’s sick of the chatter. Responds Obama: “I will never get sick of people talking about my toned arms. If it’s a positive compliment, I am a woman, just, like, bring it on. I’m cool with it. But no, I still wear what I like and enjoy, and I thought this dress is pretty.”

As for the guy on her arm, he’ll “definitely notice” what she’s wearing, says the first lady. Maybe to a fault: “Sometimes it’s a little irritating. Because it’s like, ‘is that new?'” she says. “It’s like, well, well—stay out of my closet!” The president tells Walters “I’m not rifling through” her closet, but adds that Michelle “looks good, generally.

OK guys… Do you really think you aren’t in for a night on the couch, or having something thrown at you…

For saying your Lady “looks good…Generally”?

Remember George Bush…

“Eating a pretzel and falling?”


Posted by on November 28, 2010 in The Post-Racial Life


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7 responses to “President Obama Requires 12 Stitches – The Real Reason!

  1. P.C.

    November 28, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    Did she really say “Bring it on”? Ouch! Do you really think Laura socked George? I guess that would explain a lot…


    • btx3

      November 28, 2010 at 5:12 PM

      The story is that a Pretzel did it. That’s George’s story and he’s sticking by it…


    • Roderick

      November 28, 2010 at 11:27 PM

      George was drunk and fell and bruised his cheek on the coffee table.

      Pretzel my azz.


  2. brotherbrown

    November 28, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    All the basketball I’ve played over the years, particularly in the paint, I’m lucky I’ve only had a ACL tear and an achilles rupture, but no face damage (busted lip, broken nose.)

    Moral of that story: Time to retire the sneaks, Mr. Pres, and take up biking.


    • btx3

      November 28, 2010 at 5:11 PM

      Set a pick, go for a rebound – it’s not that uncommon, BB.

      Would you be man enough to tell your wife she is “usually” well dressed?

      I don’t know about you… But I prefer waking up with the same number of man parts as I went to be with!


      • brotherbrown

        November 28, 2010 at 5:28 PM

        Sisterbrown: “How do I look?”

        Brotherbrown: “You look marvelous!”

        Sisterbrown: ” Do you like my hair?”

        Brotherbrown: “Just the way I like it!”

        I was an anti-trash talker when I played, choosing to compliment teammates and opponents alike. However, I would warn others, “No punks in the paint!”


      • btx3

        November 28, 2010 at 10:33 PM

        Yeah – You don’t go into that paint… You don’t have the “weight” to stay there. Used to play with a guy who looked a lot like the old Washington Bullets player Wes Unseld. Guy would set a pick…

        Make you feel like you ran into the Empire State building.



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