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Epitaph For Tiger?

21 Aug

Wow… This article certainly seems to me to have run out far on a limb…And kept going. Certainly seems a heady recipe to have to eat some humble pie at some point – because despite Tiger’s current difficulties, there isn’t anything physical which might keep him from returning to form.

Tiger Woods Is Finished

Tiger Woods Is Finished

Tiger's recent game has been atrocious, suggesting to one author that he has lost it forever...

Tiger Woods didn’t win the PGA Championship yesterday, or any major this year. Get used to that sort of thing happening, because Tiger Woods will never win another major championship again.

He’s finished. He’s not catching Jack Nicklaus. He’s won what, fourteen majors? Well, that’s what he’ll stay on for the rest of eternity. It’s a shame, because he has put his entire being into chasing Nicklaus, and we, as fans, have followed him for over a decade assuming that the record would eventually be in his grasp, and sooner rather than later. It’s frustrating to get to this point and think that we’ll never reach that moment with Woods. But we never will.

There are a few reasons why.

 
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Posted by on August 21, 2010 in News

 

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10 responses to “Epitaph For Tiger?

  1. CNu

    August 22, 2010 at 5:18 AM

    there isn’t anything physical which might keep him from returning to form.

    sure there is.

    Tiger’s is an exceptionally thirsty beast.

    It’s that beast that performs on the golf course, tennis court, shooting range, whatever….,

    Hell, brah’man was slamming Dos Beckis at a case a day or sometimes even more.

    Until or unless he gets back to going through Beckies like you and I go through water, his beast will not be satiated, and, his game will not return to its previous extraordinary level.

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    • btx3

      August 22, 2010 at 12:50 PM

      Hey – if he isn’t married – the Becky situation is moot. Tiger’s not the first athlete with a Becky problem. Magic comes to mind…

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  2. Yes

    August 22, 2010 at 6:50 AM

    Tiger will eventually bounce-back and return to Championship form.

    When he does return to his regular form of play… I hope he doesn’t take his foot off the gas pedal against his competitor.

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  3. CNu

    August 22, 2010 at 7:01 AM

    Somebody believes that Tiger will return to his prolific Becky-bagging ways…..,

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  4. brotherbrown

    August 23, 2010 at 9:33 AM

    I agree with CNu, the boy needs some relief. Marvin Gaye famously called it “sexual healing.”

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    • CNu

      August 23, 2010 at 9:35 AM

      puts a whole new meaning on “return to his regular form of play” don’t it BB?

      lol….,

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      • brotherbrown

        August 23, 2010 at 9:42 AM

        He’s probably on a self-imposed celibacy sojourn to prove something to his estranged wife, and doesn’t want a tabloid moment.

        Note to Tiger: She won’t be back, so go on and get you some. Hundreds of women are willing to audition.

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      • btx3

        August 23, 2010 at 10:08 AM

        Tiger needs to go get himself another Sho’ Ho’ to hang on his arm…

        Build up his strength again.

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  5. CNu

    August 23, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    Note to Tiger: She won’t be back, so go on and get you some. Hundreds of women are willing to audition.

    lol, sho’s you right BB.

    Homeboy better peep some AH-RA, recognize, and ease on back into that serial inside/outside Becky ball-washing ritual that kept his game supernaturally skrong…,

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