Whats the Deal With White Women and Dogs?

22 Jun

Sisters have their idiosyncrasies, wanting to be known as “Divas” yet treated like “Queens”…

And white women have their dogs.

Go on any dating site, and black women will have one or two shots of themselves typically out of focus, taken with a cameraphone…

And white women will have one shot of themselves…

And 14 pictures of their dog(s).

Kinda lets a guy know where exactly he ranks in the relationship.

Might want to keep your pants on there brother, just in case Fido, pissed off at having to share attention…

Starts thinking your man parts look like walking Kibbles and Bits.

The $3 Million Mutt

Heiress Duped Into Leaving Millions to Dogs, Son Claims

The son of the late heiress Gail Posner says his mother was duped into writing a will that gave away nearly $30 million to her staff and her pampered dogs while leaving him with only $1 million.

Posner, the daughter of the late real estate mogul Victor Posner, died of cancer at the age of 67 in March. She left $26 million to her bodyguards, maids and personal trainer, and a $3 million trust to ensure that her chihuahuas, including a Cartier-wearing canine named Conchita, can continue their decadent lifestyle. One bodyguard alone got $10 million. Millions more went to charity.


Posted by on June 22, 2010 in Nawwwwww!


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2 responses to “Whats the Deal With White Women and Dogs?

  1. nobusysignal

    June 22, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    heiress and the dogs…the body guards get 10 mil. 30 mil to the staff? Son gets 1mil. Some body find me Johnny Cochran cause this s*** don’t fit!


  2. t-shirts101

    June 22, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    I watched an episode of the Dog Whisperer a while back; a woman was spoiling her dogs to the point that she had no life. No relationships, no outside activities, etc. And the dogs were suffring too – one of them wouldn’t climb the stairs without expecting to be picked up. The things has too many toys and a closet devoted to thier outfits…

    The bottom line was that the woman was compensating for other hurts & deficiencies in her life. This was obvious to everyone except the woman.

    Same thing here.



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