Libyan, (hopefully) soon to be ex-Dictator today compared himself to the Queen of England!
Just so my English frinds don’t think we are all “confused” here in America – here is a pic of the Queen and Muhammar…
Hate to break this on you Muhammar... But the Queen's Dress is much prettier than yours! And her hat is stunning, unlike whatever that is you got wrapped around your head masquerading as one of those Russian hats with the pull down ear flaps...
And another thing… Does the Sammie Davis Estate know you stole his glasses from his 1960’s Vegas “Rat Pack” Collection?
Sammy Davis With "Vegas" Glasses
Now – as to Osama Bin Lauden causing all the recent troubles in Libya… I’m not sure he’s after the whole country…
Bin Lauden's New Bodyguard?
In any event, if you will leave the country in the next 48 Hours I beleive we have set up the perfect place for you to hide ou… errrrrr… seek asylum!
The climate is perfect, and similar to North Africa. And just the friendliest folks you’ve ever met – with a small “immigration problem”!
I know! I know! You’ve never had an immigration problem in the 30 years you’ve ruled Libya. But Arizona is just perfect! We’ve enrolled you in the Tea Party, which has really been searching for an experienced dictator – and you can run for “Senator for Life” next term as the Party’s favorite candidate against John McCain!
And the best part is… Nobody else in the other 49 states cares anymore!
Uhhhh… No… We won’t be able to bring your bodyguard along… Seems they already defected.
But we can set you up to do a TV Special with Sarah!
And yes, this is an attempt at satire. Even I don’t believe Ghadaffi is crazy enough to hang around a bunch of Tea Bagger Republicans!
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