Well, it appears that the increasingly popular Internet Dating has spawned a new Internet Industry…
What was that Jhonnie Taylor line in the immortal “It’s Cheaper to Keep Her”?
“You didn’t pay but $2 to bring that little girl home. Now you gonna pay $2,000 to leave her alone!”
Cost you $50 a month to find her (him) on popular sites like eHarmony and Match…
$10 to get rid of her (him) on IDUMP4U!
Skip the pain, Jane!
There are few things more awkward than having the “It’s not you, it’s me” conversation. For those too nervous, chicken, or lazy to break up with their partner themselves, there’s iDUMP4U, a website that does the dirty work for you—for a mere $10. For said fee, the man behind the site, Bradley Laborman, will make the breakup call … and record it, should you want to post it on YouTube, reports Time.
He’ll even handle messier cases: Pay him $25 and he’ll call it quits on your engagement; $50 will get the wheels turning on your divorce. Though he started it as a joke in September 2009, he’s logged 200 breakups to date. And the holidays are his busy time: “Last year I had a lot of Turkey Dumps,” he says. “I also had people who didn’t want to buy a Christmas present [for their partner]. This time of year is the busiest.”