It seems that Italy has a “Bubba” problem. Perhaps the ever emerging scandals surrounding Italy Premier Silvio Berlusconi can be used to strengthen our ties with Italy, and help both our countries in light of Republicans taking over the House in this country!
Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconii - "Do I look like I had sex with that woman?"
First, Silvio Berlusconi’s scndals are far jucier than any scandal involving Bill Clinton!
Berlusconi Flew Pot to Call Girls on Private Jet
The tawdry allegations against Silvio Berlusconi just keep on coming: Now, a call girl (who claims the Italian premier paid her more than $14,000 for sex) says he used his private jet to supply marijuana to the sex parties at his villa. “There was grass available in all the rooms,” Nadia Macri, 28, tells investigators—although she says she never saw Berlusconi himself smoking.
The aspiring model says pot was provided for at least 25 young women at the villa. Her claims are part of an investigation into a cocaine trafficking ring in which one of Berlusconi’s former officials was allegedly involved. Of course, Berlusconi’s lawyer denies Macri’s allegations, and insists “parties at Villa Certosa are always conducted with the utmost propriety.” Suuuure they are.Click here for the latest allegations against Berlusconi regarding a teenage Moroccan belly dancer.
Did they say “Teenage Moroccan belly dancer?” Damn! That is hotter than any “little blue dress”!
With the incoming Republicans desire to “investigate“, perhaps we can provide them with suitable entertainment for the next two years (not coincidentally saving the country and driving up the jobs sector in hand cream manufacturing!)…
By appointing Mr. Berlusconi to some job in the Obama Administration!
Two years investigating a Teenage Moroccan belly dancer!
A veritable Republican Congressional wet dream.
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